The most bewildering fish-themed apparel and trinkets on the internet.
Our signature hoodie isn't just a fashion statement—it's an olfactory experience. No matter how often you wash it, it will always carry a subtle yet charming scent of raw fish, specially infused by a proprietary blend of oceanic nostalgia and regret. Pre-shrunk for convenience. Post-regret for effect.
Small, shiny, and slightly unnerving, this pin channels the ancient energy of forgotten sea gods. Attach it to your jacket, your backpack, or your sense of identity. People will ask what it means. You won’t know. And that’s the point.
Microwave safe. Dishwasher dangerous. This ceramic vessel doesn’t just hold coffee—it holds questions, ambition, and the distinct possibility that you’re drinking something you shouldn’t. The perfect mug for when you want your morning brew to come with a hint of confusion.
Not just socks—an invocation. Woven from mystery and slight terror, each pair is subtly infused with the Original Smell™, evoking something fishy and ancient. You don’t wear them. They wear you.
A retro-format mixtape of echoing whale songs, sonar blips, and distant ocean wails. Recorded on location (or so we claim). Perfect for moody nights and dramatic walks by the sea.
Block out the world with a silky blindfold printed with fish eyes. Designed for lucid dreaming and uncomfortable staring contests in your sleep.
Includes 78 fully illustrated cards inspired by marine life and fate. Interpret the Clam of Uncertainty, the Tuna of Time, and the Shrimp Tower. Comes with a guidebook you will absolutely ignore.
Dive into headwear that screams: "I might know something you don't." This bucket hat is waterproof, questionably breathable, and guaranteed to start one conversation per use.
